Neanderthal's manual
1. Rule No. 1 : Her job is to feed your growling stomach with grub that you have clobbered and dragged home .Some meat that you can really sink your teeth into and not those mushy stuff like stone ground grass and weed those females gather from the field coz they aint got the brains n brawns to hunt and go after the chase.(thumping his bare chest rippling with muscles )
2.Rule No. 2: Women are objects to be groped,fondled and never take no for an answer.Just sock her in the eye if she dares to say so or a few tight slaps or a punch and a kick in her stomach should teach her a thing or two about respect.A man of few words and all action means I mean business.I am the law around here.
3.Rule No. 3: Women are made to replicate and duplicate -and repopulate the nation's dropping birth rate -that's how they contribute to national domestic product-provide the labour force.
4. Rule No 4: If all else fails, get a new one.
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