The cat from Hell

I have a devil fat cat that is greedy for food. im so mad at him.Yesterday when i was in the kitchen busy heating up the food,i forgot to close the kitchen door.This devilish pussy creeped silently into the jitchen as he smelled the prawns sizzling in the wok.I felt a warm stream of liquid on my calf and when i looked down,pussy had peed on my leg.I screamed at him n used the kitchen water spray to shoot back jets of water at him.He quickly darted out to the balcony to hide behind the flower pots. Last nite he jumped on the dining table to sniff my cup of water i left on table top.Jun shooed him away and disinfect the table and cup. This afternoon i took out a frozen pack of chicken drumsticks to defrost on the kitchen table top next to the sink.i forgot to cover it with the food cover.I saw him cat nap under the clothes rack in the balcony and so i took an afternoon nap myself on the sofa. When i woke up after my nap,i went to the kitchen for a drink when i stepped on something hard.i looked down and saw a chicken bone.What the hell .i switched on the kitchen lite.The smart cat had jumped on the kitchen top,ripped away the plastic wrapping and feasted on two chicken drumsticks.there were 2 chicken drumsticks in the sink and one drumstick on the floor i want to skin this cat alive for stealing my food to eat while i was napping.Bloody sneaky pussy pretending to take a nap.