F@#$ F@#$ that fat cat

Yesterday i cleaned the house from the kitchen to the toilets and early this morning the fat cat pissed on the cardboard box i used to store dry grocery like black fungus n lily bulb.i had to throw away the box and mopped the area and disinfected it. Then went to wet market to shop for fresh papaya n mangos.The kitty was cunning and begged Jun to let him run into my bedroom.The tricky cat laid and cat loafed quietly on my bed and rolled around on my quilt.Jun thought he wanted to cat nap so left him alone on my bed.10 minutes later Jun heard a loud bang and disaster struck The naughty cat jumped on my marble table whete i had a black clay vase and 2 purple crochet tulip flowers.Yesterday while bathing i left a gap at the toilet door and saw him on the table trying to scratch and pull out the flowers to play.I buy so many cat toys for him n he MUST play with this floral decorations.i smacked n scolded him so he ran away.today he tricked Jun by pretending to nap,then when he went out,he quickly jumped on the table to play with the flowers.the vase fell and broke into a hundred pieces of shards.I had to clean up the mess in my bedroom.im fuming mad,pissed off.cat is barred from my bedroom.Bloody playful as curiosity kills the cat.There are many ways to skin a cat.time to buy a rotan or i use the studded massage glove to smack him.but this cat has 9 lives.really he pisses me off.