Monday, May 24, 2010

wow I miss my lap top

My spanking new acer is now at cold storage due to the spoilt sound card.How I miss the chance to try new graphics with its superb screen.Sigh


The new love story of the 21st century

A man falls in love with his computer.It listens to him hears him out without answering back.

He is a nerd but his passion for his machine is better as he interacts with it 24 hour

The Professor and the love of his life.

She provides the music to his life,organizes his day and solves the complex equations he inputs into her.

As he slowly disconnects with the outside world and his family life disintegrates as his wife slips into a coma after a stroke,he is sucked into the life of his virtual soulmate(Do computers have souls)

One day she went into a coma,a complete blackout-the screen went blank and he journeys into the program by attaching his brains with electrodes to find a way to revive his soulmate.


Can love be possible without physical attraction? Would minds win over matter?intriguing since the biological instinct for sex is the most primal one.

Would he prefer his wife to come out of the coma or his lap and soul?

I think I would vegetate if I were to stop teaching and become a stay at home woman.maybe I would turn into someone like my colleague who talks to herself or become real paranoid again.Maybe time to get a cute puppy to talk to? woof woof.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Then what does it mean?

Body idioms

Why are you sitting there all by yourself licking your wounds?

Cat got your tongue,is it?

You're pretty catty ain't you? Or you're some type of female canine.

No,it's just a tongue in cheek remark.Don't take it to heart.

Yeah,yeah I know I'm just tongue tied at the moment. F@#$ your mother!!

Whoa!is that your mother tongue?

Sorry,oops ,it's just a slip of the tongue.
but you are a sorry tale for a male with a face so pale that you can't make any sale


ha ha! that's a mighty funny tongue twister but I'll bite my tongue before I say something I might regret later.


Let's make peace .I cannot stand this tongue lashing anymore.