Thursday, August 17, 2017

Off key singing

Last night,at two am, I was roused from slumber by this caterwauling off key singing of Jun's Thai love song.He's rehearsing for some audition or what not but this blood curdling screeches have some grave consequences in that:

it raises hell
it's loud enough to wake up the dead from their tombs
it'makes werewolves howl in pain

so I gave him a tongue lashing that he should just let sleeping dogs lie
or all hell would break loose as insomniacs make the worse zombies.I gave him a piece of my mind and one look at my blood shot eyes was enough to see that I was on the point of blowing up and he was that close to being rendered as the prime ingredients of a minced pie.



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