How to tell an Asian from a Caucasian or an Easterner from a Westerner

There are some quirky idiosyncrasies to distinguish the Easterner from the Westerner(tongue in cheek)

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1. You know if it is an Asian or a Caucasian if they take along an umbrella when they leave the house and open it when the sun is blazing hot while the other when it is raining cats and dogs

2.You know if it is an Asian or a Caucasian if at the beach,they wear long sleeved shirt to cover their arms and huge floppy hats while the other strips down to the bare minimum level of  acceptable decency to sun bathe by slapping tons of oil on their body

3.You know if it is Asian or a Caucasian if one looks at a frog,deer,snake,monkey,monitor lizard,crocodile,chicken feet and thinks of delicacy meals whereas the other thinks of protected species and dog food.

4.You know if it is Asian or a Caucasian when one goes to a scenic tourist spot like a mountain and while one takes endless photos ,the other tries to experience it by rockclimbing ,bungee jumping from it or skiing on the slopes.

5.You know if it is an Asian or Caucasian when one blasts LOUD music while hiking while the other soaks in the quietude and silence.

6.You know if it is an Asian Or  Caucasian when one decorates his house with the latest exotic Asian vase,mask or  woodcarving  and silk cushions while the other prefers Italian baroque,furnitureWestern impressionists and art deco furnishings  or marble sculptures of the Renaissance.

7.You know if it is Asian or Caucasian when one whispers at the fine dining whilst a live pianist plays in the background  but the other shouts at the top of his or her voice to drown out the loud karaoke singer or piped music in the background.

8. Skin whitening lotions are targetted at Asians while skin tanning lotions are targetted at Caucasians

9.Asians who want to be Caucasian wannabbes have blue,green or grey pupils and blonde,red,platinum,purplish or green hair but their skin or slant eyes and flat nose give them away  each time but Caucasians don't need to spend a single cent to achieve the look.It comes along with the birth certificate.Lifetime guarantee.

10.  Asians will work until all odd hours and is prepared to make the office my second home whereas Caucasians value work life balance and would rather make the pub my second home.

11.Asians live to eat whereas Caucasians eat  to live.