Terima kasih to public service medical professionals.

 I tend to overeat during vacations as im a foodie and love trying new cuisines.the buffet breakfast served a multitude of food from noodles,porridge,bread,cakes,rice,savoury meat curry,puddings and i gorge on food with no restraint.i suffer when i came back to normal routine as last night i visited a public hospital in wee hours of morning suffering from bloating,belching,bad back pain n chest pain.

I thank the public hospitals medical staff at U H for their patience and careful health screening.

Their dedication to their job is commendable as it was the fasting month but still the Malay MO was cheerful and reassuring to patients of all races and ages,some in wheelchairs while i double over in stomach pain.He scteened my familys medical history,check blood and urine tests,ECG and X rays but thankfully it was nothing serious but merely a urinary tract infection.

Now travelling is fun until you find yourself needing to relieve yourself,then its a pain in the ass.you cant answer the call of nature in the middle of a million year old national park or geopark but at our age when we need to go,we need to go fast before the waterdam burst and leaks.

The bumpy rural roads really churns your insides so that its next to heaven when you get to a toilet stop,holding your bladder that is ready to burst at the seams.now why cant a smart genius use tech to invent portable personal potty for travellers who need quick relief. How to cash in on sustainable environmentally friendly travel with a decomposable potty that turns your waste to urea fertiliser and organic fertiliser when it decomposes,thus enriching the soil of the rainforest and giving back to nature when you answer the call of nature.im sure that car drivers caught in Bangkoks infamous traffic jams would pay the earth to have one eco friendly potty when caught in standstill traffic jams and when they come across a public park,they can deposit their organic fertiliser to enrich the trees,flowers and grass and municipal council save on landscape cost of maintenance as thai motorists go green to save the planet.

Have you ever seen a wild orang utan wear disposable diapers so where do they go to piss and shit in the wild?Do they make toilet bowls from twigs or its the riverside for instant natural flushing toilet.You can bet i wont be drinking from jumgle streams anytime no matter how pristine or clear it looks as looks can be deceptive as rat and bat urine cause leptospirosis and apes urine has god knows what in it.

Now toilets are everywhere,anywhere ,all at once in cities.thank goodness shopping malls and highway r and r have so many clean toilets

So next time you take a dump in nature,dont let it go to waste.save it to save the Earth.

The wild man of Borneo is expert at hitting his target with a blowpipe n poison darts.Likewise the wild man of the jungle is precise in target dropping of fecal missiles so watch out!Of course unless orang utans wear disposable diapers!