Monday, December 26, 2022

New citizenship/PR/visa holder test









 This is too gross to be true news.The Malaysian authorities has announced that applicants for citizens,permanent residents n msia my second home visa have to undertake a test before granted a passport or visa.

Its called the test of the king of fruits.they need to sniff a durian blindfolded from a pile of 8 different fruit without touching them.

Then they have to demonstrate the skill of opening a durian

The final test is to eat the whole durian without flinching or holding the nose.

Thats the test of a true blue Malaysian.think you can pass it?

Try visiting the durian king cafe in SS2 to ptepare for the test.See how creative Malaysians can be!Thete is durian cendol,durian chocolate,durian mochi,durian ice cteam and durian paste mooncake. Even the foreign minister of China sang praises of the durian cheesecake he was served.So what are you waiting for?start eating now.


Jom makan


Funny slogans for durians "stinks like hell,taste like heaven." "Durian runtuh,sarung jatuh."

I cant afford to buy durians to eat because its too expensive and out of health concerns coz it spikes up my blood sugar.but lucky windfall of a bumper harvest,i could afford the priceless treat of XO and musang king.but i only take small bites to avoid overdose of sugar and smelly farts and burps.

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