Hard work

its hot n sweaty to exercise outdoors.im sure that some sports cars are chick magnets and the hunk with ripped bulging biceps are babe magnets.as a tough old bird,im a monkey and mosquito magnet.the hot young chicks get hickeys or lovebites on their necks but i get itchy mosquito bites as the sweat attracts the bloodthirsty vampires out for breakfast.sigh