Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Ideas for a new parody.Hikayat Hang Tua dalam zaman Hulubalang or Huru hara

sometimes inspiration strikes at the oddest time like when im busy spring cleaning.finished declutttering spice racks n then working out clutter in the book shelves when i started flipping this comedy by Timur Verdes on Look whos back and how Hitler went forward in a time tunnel to 2011 n got a shock of his life to see his beloved Fatherland filled with immigrants and run by a woman,Merkel.he becomes a Youtube star n get his own TV show.it is an audacious assault on a modern taboo of Fascism n very funny.so inspiration struck im gonna draw n write an anime of Takkan Hang Tua hilang dari dunia ini.He gets transported to 2020 and gets a shock of his life when he encounters a transvetite Mak Ngah / pondan in a male toilet hitching up her skirt to use a urinal ,gets locked in an ATM after midnite and kicks ATM n gets bank notes flying out of machine.he gets hysterical when he stumbles on a vibrating dildo under the blanket and looks to rescue the pimp that has his dick cut off n been demasculated.he gets whipped by a dominatrix and draws his keris to stab her to death to restore his honour as a warrior.then he gets recruited in a MMA competition where he gets KOed by a Kung Fu exponent using Wing Chun,Muay Thai and Shaolin wushu.Thats when he decides to revive a secret society of hulubalang in the zaman kegemilangan kesultanan Mashyur and restore male supremacy to its rightful place in the age of huru hara. how would the right wing supremacist feel about project Hulubalang ? mat rempit : Yo,Bro Mana you biasa hang out? Hang Tua : Nama patik Hang Tua,bukan Hang out@#$¥&%pukima mat rempit: chill it bro,tak payah so angry.betterkeep that keris of yours in your sampin. dont shiok sendiri.biar saya give you a spin on my new super bike.ini best punya experience bro mat rempit gives him a brotherly hug and air kiss his cheek when Hang Tua pushes him away angrily,gives him a tight slap and makes him kneel on the floor to kiss his hand and kris in true warrior fashion.maaf hamba,beribu ribu maaf.saya insaf sekarang saya lelaki yang sejati ,hulubalang masyur

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