Old. A F

Why are you zooming around on an E scooter Did you steal your grandkids toys for a spin Aha a naughty chance for a joyride What do you mean?You bought this big boy toy!!!! But you are old AF You best invest in a walking frame And go break a leg,if you fall,youve only yourself to blame Cos youre old AF and you re a freak coasting on a skateboard when your joints creak why dont you go home grandma and sit on your rocking chair Go do that favourite hobby of napping and knitting And grandma please stay away from wall climbing you are really nuts And drive me up the wall when i got that call your grandmas gone cuckoo Come get her home Shes learning the ropes to climb up a wall nothing can stop her Son she said stop your nagging im old AF though im not soft and tender like a spring chicken This old lady is a tough ol bird tough as nails,lean and sinewy an ayam kampung ,free range chicken so gimme a break i need to be ALIVE i need to feel ALive i still have A LIFE although you think ive one foot in the grave it aint over till it's over Hell No ,i aint gonna take it sitting down waiting to be put five feet under i aint gonna quit till its over so dont you worry son ,here is my life insurance cover youre gonna hit the jackpot when im down five feet under